"Can you handle Gary's Balls?"
A physics-based ball game that runs in your phone's browser. Tilt your phone to tilt the board. Keep the ball alive. 200 levels. No app store. No download. Just you, gravity, and Gary screaming at you.
How It Works
No download. No app store. Open the URL on your phone and you're in the game. Works on Safari and Chrome.
Your phone's gyroscope controls the board. Tilt left, the ball rolls left. Real physics. Real gravity. Real momentum.
Guide the ball to the goal zone and hold it there. Fall off the board and it's over. Gary will let you know how he feels about that.
First 5 levels are free. Unlock 95 more for $0.99. Then another 100 for $1.99. Each level harder than the last.
Features
Uses your phone's actual motion sensors. Not a virtual joystick. Not touch controls. You physically tilt the board.
Gravity, friction, momentum. The ball behaves like a real ball on a real board. Satisfying when it works. Infuriating when it doesn't.
Runs entirely in your mobile browser. Send someone a link and they're playing in seconds. No app store, no install, no storage.
An old guy with long gray hair and frantic energy who yells at you when you play. "WHERE'S MY BALLS?" "DON'T DROP IT!" You'll love him.
"WHERE'S MY BALLS?!"
Meet Gary. He's loud. He's frantic. He really cares about his balls. He'll be there every step of the way, cheering you on (or yelling at you).
Pricing
Levels 1-5
Free
Tutorial + first challenges
Learn the controls, meet Gary, see if you can handle it.
Levels 6-100
$0.99
95 more levels
Things get real. Moving platforms, traps, and Gary getting louder.
Levels 101-200
$1.99
100 expert levels
For people who think they're good. Spoiler: you're not.
No downloads. No 30% platform cut. No friction. Just a link, a ball, and a screaming old man named Gary. The way games should be.